Best quote of the British Open golf so far, from skier Andy Mill, re the curiously rejuvenated Greg Norman (first day leader and second day second place) and Mill's ex-wife and Norman's fellow 80s celeb Chris Evert: “Greg Norman at one time was my best friend and a year-and-a-half ago I would have taken a bullet for this guy,” he said. “But I didn't realise he was the one who was going to pull the trigger.”
When Evert filed for divorce from Mill, she cited 'irreconcible differences', which would make a great new nickname for the Great White Shark. Although Mill might find Shark appropriate too.
And I've got to ask: are his teeth REAL or was he taking the nickname too seriously?
Apparently Mill is a shoo-in for the US Ski Federation's Spider Sabich Unlucky In Love award.
And exactly how many husbands do you have to go through before you stop being America's sweetheart?
Meanwhile, let's discuss in an adult fashion the Evert-Norman relationship: fuzzy balls v dimpled balls, balls in holes, balls in cups, flagpoles in cups, two-handed backhands, second service, foot fault, putter, mashie niblick, fast greens, in the rough, love-forty, ad-in, backswingers, serve and volley, chip shot, mixed doubles, dogleg.....
Have I missed anything?